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  1. 1 Shavin My Leg 02:12
  2. 2 It's My Stank 03:12
  3. 3 How That Goes 02:09
  4. 4 Break Up Song (Aqueous) 03:21
  5. 5 Sassy In The Club (Hobbess) 03:45
  6. 6 Rootsy (Smoke M2D6) 03:43
  7. 7 Come Around 03:39
  8. 8 Lil Gay (Hi-Priestess) 02:21
  9. 9 Clothing Swap -Restaurant Remix- (Qloq) 04:16
  10. 10 Marcia's Britney 01:08
  11. 11 Troll Call 00:59
  12. 12 Teenage Bouncin (CityMouth) 03:04
  13. 13 Tell Us What You Want 03:11
  14. 14 Restaurant Job 01:30
  15. 15 Watch You 01:54
  16. 16 Sam Untitled (Froogy M) 03:06
  17. 17 Westside (Hobbess) 04:17
  18. 18 Fears (Hobbess) 04:55
  19. 19 DTF by melvin shoe 05:12

Previous events

Comedy After Party with Creature Hole

Milky's, 522 Elmwood Ave, Buffalo, New York 14222, Buffalo NY

Wednesday night (April 5) stick around after comedy night at Milkie's to see Creature Hole from the pacific northwest groove up a stank! The duo also known as Garlic Man & Chikn, are kicking off their first East coast tour since releaseing their new It will be a guaranteed good time--you might even wanna shave your legs for this...

Admission is free. Tour fund donations are appreciated

CoCK&KETTEN:: tour kick off


Baby Ketten is coming to the cockpit to host a karaoke party for all of us! Creatue Hole is going to play a short set AND Half-Breed and maybe a few other surprises and then we have the night to be cute and nasty and say what we've always wanted to say to eachother through the art of other people's songs.

if you haven't heard!

Creature Hole::: "is a Garlic Man & Chikn cover band" -Erika Z & Half-Breed:::"is my favorite band" -Karls D & Baby Ketten Karaoke::: "is a traveling karaoke host that has every song you could ever think and does sound during your performance making you sound like the superstar that you deserve to be" - source unknown


The Rendezvous, 2322 2nd ave , Seattle, WA

CREATURE HOLE -MISSISSIPPI JONES- L80 EP release party for Mississippi Jones



Accessibility, ADA compliant. Parking, Street parking (paid) Parking garage / parking lot nearby (paid).

This is an inclusive safe space. No transphobia No racism No sexism No ableism No body shaming No bigotry No ban No wall No one is illegal Queers and Allies Welcome WE WILL KICK YOUR ASSHOLE FRIENDS OUT. KISSES

The Variants, Creature Hole, The Black Tones at the Highline Bar

Highline Bar, 210 Broadway E, Seattle, WA


THE VARIANTS—QUEER FRONTIER ROCK: We will have just released our new album: "Hey There, Voyeur!"


THE BLACK TONES—"Bringing class to rock n roll's ass, with black all over."


The Waypost, 3120 N Williams ave, Portland, OR

After the Women's March on Portland, join us for a round of LGBTQ trivia - learn and/or show off your queer factoid knowledge! Topics range from historical lesbian activism to our favorite gay lady celebrities. We think that trivia is a fun way to get to know the ladies around you.

Next, I am so amped that queer hip hop duo Garlic Man & Chikn will be performing for us! They are out of control awesome and will have the whole crowd dancing.

Here's the scoop:

7:30pm: grab drinks, food, and a table (there are delicious vegan options for our veggies out there)

8pm: LGTBQ Trivia

9:30-12:00pm: Garlic Man & Chikn perform!!!

-This is a 21+ event -Music contains explicit lyrics -A big thank you to Brian and the folks at The Waypost!

We are so excited to see you all there!

~Jen Waters xo

Escape from AK

The Valley, 1206 Puyallup Ave, Tacoma, WA

Saucy Yoda Escape from AK Tour 2017 w/ Dante Manalo feat: Garlic MAn and Chicken aka Creature Hole

When? Wed Jan 18th Where? @ The Valley 1206 Puyallup Ave, Tacoma, WA 9pm 21+ $5

Saucy Yoda videos




Garlic Man and Chicken Videos

Queer You

inartsnw, 1633 17th ave , seattle, WA

Omg! "Queer you" is back for the new year! This is the DIY queer event 2017 needs to start off with! We have an amazing line up!

At the IN!

$5-$10 donation All money donated goes back to the artists and to help pay for our new PA!

dj OND4 (Oakland) Dr. sleep Creature Hole (formerly known as garlic man and chicken) L80

The First Tuesday Night Show at Substation

Substation, 645 NW 45th st, Seattle, WA


Join Seattle's Gay Uncle Jeffrey Robert and his Sidekick Jamie Guerriero for our second edition of Seattle's newest Variety/Talk Show as we bring to the stage some of the finest in local entertainers.

Joining us will be: Jedadiah Mika Spoono Ghiefardi Mona Concepcion Garlic Man & Chikn The Uptown 4

With our Fabulous House Band Hobbit & Hare!

And more to be annouced soon

Tickets $10 at the door 21 and over, please


inartsnw, 1633 17th ave , seattle, WA

Taking the reins this month as curators... longtime resident Tony James and our newest INmate Chadka!

Artists: Shay Sooter Eric Todd Casey Dickson (With a very special acustic set by Pete Sioux City Pete) Sami A. Saurus Julian Pena

Video and art by: Kim Voynar

Photographer Steve Lachuta (AKA Dr. Steve)

Performances by: 8 pm Mississippi Jones 8:30 pm Garlic Man & Chikn 9 pm L80

Purple Mane Halloween Party

Conor Byrne Pub, 5140 Ballard Ave NW, Seattle, WA

Seattle preeminent Prince tribute band, Purple Mane takes the stage to make all your halloween dreams come true....because nothing compares.....nothing compares.........2 U! Starting the night off right will be Garlic Man & Chikn. They will make you want to dance, laugh, and have sexy time. DJ Doc Blammer will be throwing down the dance grooves all night as well. This is a costume party so come scary, sexy, or scary sexy and you could win purple prizes!

Bawdy Story Telling

ReBar, 1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA

Share the event with your friends, and THANKS for attending Bawdy, Seattle! #SpreadTheWord

About Bawdy Storytelling: Bawdy Storytelling - the Original Sex + Storytelling series - features Real People & Rockstars sharing their Bona Fide Sexual Exploits Live Onstage; think of us as a One Night Stand with the Moth & Savage Love. Storytellers are an eclectic mix of Authors, Porn Stars, Sex Educators, Comics & More, along with Regular Joes just like you who submitted their stories online and were chosen for their panache and sense of (Mis)Adventure.

Bawdy Storytelling features tales of Carnal Wins & Epic Fails with No Scripts, No Nets, and No Holds Barred. These folks aren't reading from cue cards: this is honest-to-badness story time with true sexcapades and poignant, transformational tales at each and every show. Join Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour & hand-picked Rockstars as they share their own stories of Love, Lust, and making you feel funny in your bathing suit area. Hey, you may even go home with a few new tricks for your boudoir arsenal!

••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Winner of the SF Weekly’s Best of San Francisco & the LA Weekly’s Best Of Los Angeles (for Best Storytelling) & 2 Time Winner of the SF Bay Guardian’s Best of the Bay Award (Best Literary Event) ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• “The Moth for Pervs” – LA Weekly ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• The Nation’s Original Sex + Storytelling series featuring Real People & Rockstars sharing their Bona Fide Sexual Exploits, Live Onstage ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• “Dixie De La Tour’s scandalous, over-the-top Bawdy Storytelling series” – SF Weekly •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Want more Bawdy? Twitter: @Bawdy & at

GarlicMan&ChiKn/Garanzuay/The Variants

Skylark West Seattle, 3803 Delridge Way SW, Seattle, WA

Have you heard of Garanzuay? The Variants? Garlic Man & Chickn? NO!!!!???? Have you been living under a rock? Now's your chance to catch these 3 lovely acts in one night!

Come join us for a night of rock and roll and booty popping rap!


The Variants

Garlic Man & Chickn

21+ 7 buck Cover Doors at 8pm Show Starts at 9pm

Fist & Shout

The Rendezvous, 2322 2nd ave , Seattle, WA

Debuting this October, we welcome the autumnal nights with a show full of Queer, Trans and Gender Non-Conforming Comics who will bring all the laughs via standup, music, sketch comedy and other surprises! Introducing Fist & Shout!, an LGBTQ POC focused comedy/variety show, happening every 2nd Wednesday of the month at 7:30 PM! Co-hosted and Co-produced by comedians/performers/babes/besties Marita DeLeon (Intersect Fest, Out & In, Queerz: We're Hilarious!) and Elicia Sanchez (Bumbershoot, Autostraddle, NPR's Latino USA, City Arts Magazine Future List 2016)!

The premiere F&S will showcase the comedic stylings of: Nancy Jean Naly (Bumbershoot) DJ Martinez (Bumbershoot, Queerz: We’re Hilarious!), Mitch Mitchell (Black Laughs Matter, Queerz: We’re Hilarious!) Aila Slisco (Wisecrack, Wine Shots: Comedy’s Happiest Hour) and Garlic Man & Chikn (Marinate, PrideFest)

If you have any Queer and/or Trans friends (bonus points if those friends are People of Color) – and we know you all SAY you do – you know that we are some of the funniest babes around town. Fist & Shout centers QTPOC comics to create a celebratory showcase of all the ways we struggle, survive, and make fools of ourselves on a day to day basis. Come out (get it?) to be around your people and/or support important and necessary voices in our community. This event is 21+ and the venue is wheelchair accessible with an accessible bathroom backstage. Food and beverages (alcoholic and non) will be available through Rendezvous!

Doors 7 PM, Show Starts 7:30 PM Tickets $8 Advanced, $10 At the door

Buy "Creature Hole" now on iTunes, CDbaby, Bandcamp, and more! And find us on Spotify!

Buy "Creature Hole" now on iTunes, CDbaby, Bandcamp, and more! And find us on Spotify!